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‘Great’ Britain Downgraded to ‘Lame’

In a move that stunned heraldic markets, the rating agency Lords and Lessers today downgraded Great Britain. Hitherto Britain will be known as Lame Britain, or simply Britain. This shocking […]

Ukraine War, Z

Putin Charms As Cheburashka

“I’m a little howitzer, short and stout. This is my cope cage, this is my spout”. The scene couldn’t have been more cute, as the children at the Pushechnoye Myaso […]

Gogol, Ukraine War

Shoigu Replaced By His Nose

Forensic analysis of official Russian media appears to reveal that the Russian Minister of Defense, Sergey Shoygu, has been replaced by his nose!

Transit, Ukraine War

Russian Tanks Snarl Traffic Around the World

Lost Russian tanks tie up traffic around the world.

Culture, Politics

Highlights of the 2019 Congressional Slutwalk

In a rare show of cross-aisle camaraderie, Republicans and Democrats gathered last Thursday on the Mall in Washington to participate in the Second Annual Congressional Corporate Slut Walk. Slut Walks […]

Politics

Sheldon the Hutt Receives Presidential Medal of Honor

The President today presented Sheldon the Hutt with the Presidential Medal of Honor. This medal recognizes those people who have made “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national […]

Lifestyles

Armed Yoga

You’ve just completed your yoga teacher training. You finally understand the difference between pratyahara, dharana and dhyāna; you’ve finished your first class plan which seamlessly integrates breath and movement; you’re […]

Business, Lifestyles, Welfare Reform

Welfare Queen Bezos Spotted Driving Lamborghini

Notorious welfare Queen Jeffrey Bezos was spotted today driving a sports car through Queens and Brooklyn this weekend.  In some ways Bezos brazen display of wealth is the mirror image […]

USCIS Announces Bronze, Silver and Platinum Citizenship

Last Wednesday the Department of Homeland Security introduced a new tiered citizenship system. The Apocalypse Review interviews Ernst Berger at the Citizenship and Immigration Task-force about this controversial new initiative. […]

Medicine, Politics

Mitch McConnell Diagnosed with Sphinctitus

One of the great unspoken questions on Capitol Hill this fall has been, “what is that brown liquid coming out of Mitch McConnell’s mouth?”  Until now, no one knew because […]

Education, Politics

‘No Child Left Unmeasured’ Act Signed Into Law

There was a rare moment of across-the-aisle camaraderie as the President signed the ‘No Child Left Unmeasured’ act into law. The Act is strongly supported by educational consultants and political […]

Culture, Fantasy, Lifestyles

Rupert Murdoch Comes Out as Sith

“You’re on the dark side of the force! You’re on the dark side of the fooorce!” Who hasn’t seen, on the playground or in a Hollywood movie, stinging examples of […]


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