Sheldon the Hutt Receives Presidential Medal of Honor

The President today presented Sheldon the Hutt with the Presidential Medal of Honor. This medal recognizes those people who have made “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private pursuit”. Mr. the Hutt was awarded this honor for his work transforming Macau gambling profits into political influence in America.

Sheldon the Hutt, pictured here with his wife Princess Miriam. Though Mr. Hutt has few protractors, he is widely celebrated for his contribution to Earth’s biomass.