Apocalypse Review

In a move that stunned heraldic markets, the rating agency Lords and Lessers today downgraded Great Britain. Hitherto Britain will be known as Lame Britain, or simply Britain. This shocking news comes on the heels […]

“I’m a little howitzer, short and stout. This is my cope cage, this is my spout”. The scene couldn’t have been more cute, as the children at the Pushechnoye Myaso elementary school in Perm celebrated […]

Forensic analysis of official Russian media appears to reveal that the Russian Minister of Defense, Sergey Shoygu, has been replaced by his nose!

Lost Russian tanks tie up traffic around the world.

In a rare show of cross-aisle camaraderie, Republicans and Democrats gathered last Thursday on the Mall in Washington to participate in the Second Annual Congressional Corporate Slut Walk. Slut Walks were conceived in September 2011 […]

The President today presented Sheldon the Hutt with the Presidential Medal of Honor. This medal recognizes those people who have made “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, […]

You’ve just completed your yoga teacher training. You finally understand the difference between pratyahara, dharana and dhyāna; you’ve finished your first class plan which seamlessly integrates breath and movement; you’re rested, cleansed and your teacher’s […]

Notorious welfare Queen Jeffrey Bezos was spotted today driving a sports car through Queens and Brooklyn this weekend.  In some ways Bezos brazen display of wealth is the mirror image to his namesake, Lynda Taylor, […]

Last Wednesday the Department of Homeland Security introduced a new tiered citizenship system. The Apocalypse Review interviews Ernst Berger at the Citizenship and Immigration Task-force about this controversial new initiative. AR: Welcome Ernst. I like […]

One of the great unspoken questions on Capitol Hill this fall has been, “what is that brown liquid coming out of Mitch McConnell’s mouth?”  Until now, no one knew because no one on Capitol Hill […]

There was a rare moment of across-the-aisle camaraderie as the President signed the ‘No Child Left Unmeasured’ act into law. The Act is strongly supported by educational consultants and political shills alike because it appears […]

“You’re on the dark side of the force! You’re on the dark side of the fooorce!” Who hasn’t seen, on the playground or in a Hollywood movie, stinging examples of the stigma associated with being […]