MTG has often been mistaken for Neanderthal because of her large teeth and sloped forehead, but this is emphatically not the case. Neanderthals had a larger brain to body ratio than humans and were arguably more intelligent. More informed observers have assumed – given the evidence – that MTG comes from proto-human stock, most likely Homo Erectus or Cromagnon.
The latter theory got a big boost today when government documents were leaked which suggest that on her first job application she received preferential treatment for being part Cro-magnon. [Show document]
Response to the revelations by ethno-nationalist Republicans has been muted.
This is a developing story.
