Putin Jams With Viktor Tsoi

Was Kadyrov’s Tik Tok brigade in Mariupol surprised when President of Russia Vladimir Putin and Kino’s star Viktor Tsoi were united by time-traveller Alisa Selezneva and played a short gig in Mariupol, including Kino’s monster hits Bloodtype, Changes and Cuckoo.

Vladimir Putin, left, jams with Victor Tsoi. Time Traveller Alisa Selezneva is barely visible in the background. Forensic videographers have geolocated the photo to Mariupol. The timestamp however is simultaneously 2022 and 1989.

Although fans of Kino (Кино) were thrilled by the performance (it is Viktor Tsoi’s first performance since dying in a motor vehicle accident in 1991) true Russian patriots were wondering what President Putin is up-to playing when Russia is engaged in something-other-than-war. The comments on Telegram ranged from supportive to quite hostile.

President Putin has come under increasing criticism for engaging in frivolous activities like surfing in newly liberated Odessa with alleged Russian asset Ron Johnson and crowning Alina Kabaeva Tsarina in a Chuck-e-Cheese in Bedminister, NJ.