Newton Gangrenich (aka Newt), speaking today at the annual Savannah “Crackers & Ribs Festival” had his harshest words yet for Georgia Democrats. “I am sick and tired of how these professional politicians keep allowing the race card to be played against them. For example by being Black. Or Hispanic. They’re just asking for it and then complain when we give it to them.”
Newt then rushed off to a fundraiser sponsored by the Association for the Promotion of Child Labor.
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