Alina Kabaeva Crowned Tsarina

Putin’s long-time partner, Olympic Gymnast Alina Kabaeva, today was crowned Tsarina in a NJ fast-food restaurant. Several contributors to open source intelligence (#OSIntHumor) have located the coronation to a Chuck-e-Cheese restaurant within a bad putt’s distance of Donald Trump’s Golf Course in Bedminister, NJ. AR Press has not examined the original documentation and cannot verify these claims.

Alina fulfills her dream to be crowned Tsarina. Daniel Craig (?) looks on.

This is a developing story.