Putin’s long-time partner, Olympic gymnast Alina Kabaeva, today was crowned Tsarina in a NJ fast-food restaurant. Several contributors to open source intelligence (#OSInt_Humor) have identified the coronation location: a Chuck-e-Cheese restaurant within a bad putt’s distance of Donald Trump’s Golf Course in Bedminister, NJ. AR Press has not examined the original documentation and cannot verify these claims.
This is a developing story.